taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
LET ME EXPLAIN A THING
NOT ALL PEOPLE IN SOUTHERN STATES HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS
I HAVE LIVED IN DALLAS TEXAS MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I HAVE LITERALLY MET NO ONE HERE WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT
PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN SMALLER CITIES IN TEXAS DO HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS BUT OH MY GOD
TEXAS IS NOT ALL “YEE-HAWS” AND COWBOY HATS AND LASSOS
I JUST DON’T GET THE STEREOTYPES