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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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lumos5001:

smaointeoireacht said: it’s an eagle for ravenclaw! (please get it right)

if it’s an eagle then why do they call it ravenclaw? 

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snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

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